关于the的幽默段子

1、OICQ实质是一种病毒，全称是“Oh，I stick you！”（噢，我粘住你！）治疗药物是CTW（Close the Window）。

2、把“滚啊”说成“呱”的那一刻，我就知道这架我又要吵不赢了。
The moment I said "roll ah" to "Gua",I knew that I would not win the fight again

3、As a result,my friend went to the hospital for examination.The doctor said that the boy would not come to the eldest aunt

4、世界本无脏话，数学题做多了，也就有了。
There is no swearing in the world.If we do more math problems,we will have them

5、我对象说：“我们出去玩吧！”
象说：“动物园不让”
My partner said,"let's go out and play!"
The elephant said,"the zoo won't let it"