If you kiss her，you are not a gentleman
如果你亲她，那你就没有绅士风度。
If you don't，you are not a man
可是如果你不亲她，那你就不算男子汉。
If you make romance，you are an 'experiencedman'。
假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫，你就一定是情场老手。
If you don't you are half a man
如果不是，那你根本还不够成熟。
If you are well dressed，she says you are a playboy
你要是穿的帅一点，她会说你是花花公子。
If you don't，you are a dull boy
穿的破烂点，那你又是笨头笨脑的家伙。
If you attempt a romance，she says you didn't respect her
你如你试图对她调情，她会认为你不尊重她。
If you don't，she thinks you do