元气满满的经典句子

1、手机自我检讨一下，为什么总拉着我一起熬夜？
Mobile phone self-examination,why always pull me to stay up late

2、有人建议我靠脸吃饭，我偏不！我就要靠嘴吃。
Someone suggested that I eat on my face,but I didn't!I have to eat by mouth

3、所有好看的照片都是我p的，还有那些不好看的是我p失败的。
All good-looking photos are mine,and those that are not good-looking are my p failures

4、医学真的很落后，根本治不了我的贫穷。
Medicine is really backward.It can't cure my poverty at all

5、有姐妹喜欢秃头吗，如果有姐妹喜欢的话，我今天就再熬会儿夜。
Do any sisters like baldness?If any sisters like it,I'll stay up later today

6、我不富甲天下，但我拥有无数个艳阳天。
I am not rich,but I have countless sunny days

7、今天肚子的容量是128G
Today's stomach capacity is 128G

8、钱不是万能的，是九千九百九十九能，剩下的一，是不能感受到贫穷的痛苦。
Money is not everything.It's

9、你不睡我不睡，我俩多般配。
You don't sleep,I don't sleep.We're a perfect match

10、像我们这个年纪半夜收到我爱你的回复都是在哪喝呢？
At our age,where do we drink when we receive the reply that I love you in the middle of the night

11、我觉得我真是个败家子，本来拥有上千万的家产，睡醒一觉就没了。
I think I am really a black sheep,originally had tens of millions of property,sleep a sleep on the los

12、像身高这样的东西，大家都是一米多，有什么好问的呢？
Like the height of such things,we are more than one meter,what should we ask

13、一个人走路是和地球的单独约会。
Walking alone is a solo date with the earth

14、The rest can't feel the pain of poverty

15、days,but today is the 3056th day

16、我是一只没有温度的冰激凌，所以不能约我出门。
I'm an ice cream without temperature,so I can't ask me out

17、我本来想挑战单身一百天，结果，今天是第3056天。
I wanted to challenge being single for

18、做人要像苏打小饼干一样干干脆脆。
Be as dry and crisp as a soda biscuit

19、每个女孩都是银河遗落在世间的星星。
Every girl is a star left in the world by the Milky way

20、从见你第一眼开始，我就知道你肯定是个难养的小猪佩奇。
From the first sight of you,I know you must be a difficult to raise peppa pig

21、我吃我的零食，我长我的肉，关你什么事呀，你是羡慕还是嫉妒？
I eat my snacks,I grow my meat,it's none of your business.Are you envious or jealous