沙雕文案的英文好句

1、years old now.I can only barely drink two bottles of wangzi.I burp when I'm in a hurry

2、如果我二十六岁，我可以为你吹三瓶江小白，可惜我现在才十六岁，只能勉强喝两瓶旺仔，喝急了还打嗝。
If I were

3、打一局游戏相当于连麦20分钟说200句话，日复一日怎么会没有感情呢？但我没想到，游戏6分钟，你能骂我200句？
Playing a game is equivalent to saying

4、Jin,so I am double beautiful

5、想把房子卖了养你，但是房东不肯。
I want to sell my house to support you,but the landlord won't

6、years old,I could blow three bottles of jiangxiaobai for you.Unfortunately,I'm only

7、times in

8、Jin girls are beautiful,so I eat

9、以前有病追求爱情，现在病好了只喜欢钱。
I used to pursue love when I was ill,but now I'm well and only like money

10、minutes

11、是金子，总会被我花光。
It's gold,it will always be spent by me

12、words for

13、我是一个很自律的人，既然说了要减肥，就要天天说。
I am a very self disciplined person.Since I said to lose weight,I should say it every day

14、我悄悄地放了一个屁，希望风把它吹进你嘴里。
I quietly put a fart,I hope the wind blows it into your mouth

15、都说90斤的女生漂亮，所以我吃到180斤，这样我就是双倍漂亮。
It is said that

16、听说男孩说话的时候加个呢，会比较温柔，比如：宝贝，你闺蜜呢？
It's said that when a boy talks,it will be more gentle.For example,baby,where's your best friend

17、我们还是不要见面了，洗头好累洗发水好贵。
We'd better not meet.Shampoo is so tired.Shampoo is so expensive

18、据说脸大的人脾气一般都超好，因为脸大翻脸真的好辛苦。
It is said that people with big faces are generally super good tempered,because it's really hard to turn their faces

19、假如生活出卖了我，我希望是论斤卖。
If life betrays me,I hope it is sold by catty

20、minutes.How can you have no feelings day after day?But I didn't expect that you could scold me

21、不要脸到了一定境界以后，就会被叫做心理素质过硬。
When the shameless face reaches a certain level,it will be called excellent psychological quality

22、我丑是为了降低画质提高性能，为什么我的人生依旧这么卡？
I am ugly to reduce the picture quality and improve the performance,why my life is still so stuck

23、年轻的时候千万不要因为没钱而绝望，因为你要知道，你以后没钱的日子还很多。
When you are young,don't despair because you have no money,because you have to know that there will be many days when you have no money in the future