关于本人的英文好句

1、温馨提示：图片仅供参考，实际本人更加可爱！哈哈哈哈哈。
Tips:The picture is for reference only,actually I am more lovely!Ha ha ha ha ha

2、高价出售本人脑子，没有用过，有意者私。
Sell my brain at a high price.I haven't used it.Those who intend to sell it privately