角色扮演游戏——第5次。
characters:
player1:nick/judy’smom/neighbourb
player2:littlefox/judy’sdad/neighboura
player3:judy
(laterthatday)。
-nick(player1):39,40,thereyougo.waytoworkthatdiaper,bigguy.nokissbye-byefordaddy
-littlefox(player2):youkissmetomorrow,i’llbiteyourfaceoff!ciao
-judy(player3):well,istoodupforyou,andyouliedtome.youliar
-nick(player1):it’scalledahustle,sweetheart.andi’mnottheliar.heis
-judy(player3):hey!!......allright,slick-nick.you’reunderarrest
-nick(player1):really?forwhat
-judy(player3):gee,idon’tknow.howaboutsellingfoodwithoutapermit?transportingundeclaredcommerceacrossboroughlines?falseadvertising
-nick(player1):permit.receiptofdeclaredcommerce.andididn’tfalselyadvertiseanything.takecare
-judy(player3):youtoldthatmousethepawpsiclestickswereredwood
-nick(player1):that’sright.redwood.withaspaceinthemiddle.woodthatisred.youcan’ttouchme,carrots.i’vebeendoingthissinceiwasborn
-judy(player3):you’regonnawannarefrainfromcallingmecarrots
-nick(player1):mybad.ijustnaturallyassumedyoucame...fromsomelittlecarrot-chokedpodunk.no
-judy(player3):uh,no.podunkisindeerbrookecountyandigrewupinbunnyburrow
-nick(player1):okay.tellmeifthisstorysoundsfamiliar.naivelittlehickwithgoodgradesandbigideasdecides"hey,lookatme,i’mgonnamovetozootopia...wherepredatorsandpreyliveinharmonyandsingkumbaya!"onlytofind,whoopsie,wedon’tallgetalong.andthatdreamofbecomingabigcitycop,doublewhoopsie,she’sametermaid.andwhoopsienumberthree-sie,noonecaresaboutherorherdreams.andsoonenoughthosedreamsdie,andourbunnysinksintoemotionalandliteralsqualorlivinginaboxunderabridge.tillfinallyshehasnochoicebuttogobackhomewiththatcutefuzzywuzzylittletailbetweenherlegstobecome...you’refrombunnyburrow,isthatwhatyousaid?sohowaboutacarrotfarmer?thatsoundaboutright?......becarefulnow,oritwon’tjustbeyourdreamsgettingcrushed
-judy(player3):hey!hey!noonetellsmewhaticanorcan’tbe.especiallynotsomejerkwhoneverhadthegutstotrytobeanythingmorethanapawpsiclehustler
-nick(player1):allright,look.everyonecomestozootopiathinkingtheycanbeanythingtheywant.well,youcan’t.youcanonlybewhatyouare.slyfox.dumbbunny
-judy(player3):i’mnotadumbbunny
-nick(player1):right.andthat’snotwetcement.you’llneverbearealcop.you’reacutemetermaid,though.maybeasupervisoroneday.hanginthere
(backintheapartment)。
-judy(player3):oh,hey,it’smyparents
-judy’smom(player1):oh,theresheis!hi,sweetheart
-judy’sdad(player2):heythere,judethedude.howwasyourfirstdayontheforce
-judy(player3):itwasreallygreat
-judy’smom(player1):yeah?everythingyoueverhoped
-judy(player3):absolutely.andmore.everyone’ssonice,andifeellike...i’mreallymakingadifference
-judy’sdad(player2):waitasecond.holycranks,bonnie.lookatthat
-judy’smom(player1):oh,mysweetheaven!judy,areyouametermaid
-judy(player3):oh,this..no!oh,no.thisisjustatemporarything
-judy’smom(player1):it’sthesafestjobontheforce
-judy’sdad(player2):she’snotarealcop!ourprayershavebeenanswered
-judy’smom(player1):gloriousday
-judy’sdad(player2):ho-ho,metermaid,metermaid,metermaid
-judy(player3):dad!dad
-judy’sdad(player2):metermaid
-judy(player3):youknowwhat,it’sbeenareallylongday,ishould
-judy’smom(player1):yougetsomerest
-judy’sdad(player2):thosemetersaren’tgonnamaidthemselves
-judy’smom(player1):bye-bye
-judy(player3):bye-bye
-neighboura(player2):hey,bunny!turndownthatdepressingmusic
-neighbourb(player1):leavethemetermaidalone,didn’tyouhearherconversation?shefeelslikeafailure
-neighboura(player2):oh,shutup
-neighbourb(player1):youshutup
-neighboura(player2):youshutup
-neighbourb(player1):youshutup
-judy(player3):tomorrowisanotherday
-neighboura(player2):yeah,butitmightbeworse
characters:
player1:nick/judy’smom/neighbourb
player2:littlefox/judy’sdad/neighboura
player3:judy
(laterthatday)。
-nick(player1):39,40,thereyougo.waytoworkthatdiaper,bigguy.nokissbye-byefordaddy
-littlefox(player2):youkissmetomorrow,i’llbiteyourfaceoff!ciao
-judy(player3):well,istoodupforyou,andyouliedtome.youliar
-nick(player1):it’scalledahustle,sweetheart.andi’mnottheliar.heis
-judy(player3):hey!!......allright,slick-nick.you’reunderarrest
-nick(player1):really?forwhat
-judy(player3):gee,idon’tknow.howaboutsellingfoodwithoutapermit?transportingundeclaredcommerceacrossboroughlines?falseadvertising
-nick(player1):permit.receiptofdeclaredcommerce.andididn’tfalselyadvertiseanything.takecare
-judy(player3):youtoldthatmousethepawpsiclestickswereredwood
-nick(player1):that’sright.redwood.withaspaceinthemiddle.woodthatisred.youcan’ttouchme,carrots.i’vebeendoingthissinceiwasborn
-judy(player3):you’regonnawannarefrainfromcallingmecarrots
-nick(player1):mybad.ijustnaturallyassumedyoucame...fromsomelittlecarrot-chokedpodunk.no
-judy(player3):uh,no.podunkisindeerbrookecountyandigrewupinbunnyburrow
-nick(player1):okay.tellmeifthisstorysoundsfamiliar.naivelittlehickwithgoodgradesandbigideasdecides"hey,lookatme,i’mgonnamovetozootopia...wherepredatorsandpreyliveinharmonyandsingkumbaya!"onlytofind,whoopsie,wedon’tallgetalong.andthatdreamofbecomingabigcitycop,doublewhoopsie,she’sametermaid.andwhoopsienumberthree-sie,noonecaresaboutherorherdreams.andsoonenoughthosedreamsdie,andourbunnysinksintoemotionalandliteralsqualorlivinginaboxunderabridge.tillfinallyshehasnochoicebuttogobackhomewiththatcutefuzzywuzzylittletailbetweenherlegstobecome...you’refrombunnyburrow,isthatwhatyousaid?sohowaboutacarrotfarmer?thatsoundaboutright?......becarefulnow,oritwon’tjustbeyourdreamsgettingcrushed
-judy(player3):hey!hey!noonetellsmewhaticanorcan’tbe.especiallynotsomejerkwhoneverhadthegutstotrytobeanythingmorethanapawpsiclehustler
-nick(player1):allright,look.everyonecomestozootopiathinkingtheycanbeanythingtheywant.well,youcan’t.youcanonlybewhatyouare.slyfox.dumbbunny
-judy(player3):i’mnotadumbbunny
-nick(player1):right.andthat’snotwetcement.you’llneverbearealcop.you’reacutemetermaid,though.maybeasupervisoroneday.hanginthere
(backintheapartment)。
-judy(player3):oh,hey,it’smyparents
-judy’smom(player1):oh,theresheis!hi,sweetheart
-judy’sdad(player2):heythere,judethedude.howwasyourfirstdayontheforce
-judy(player3):itwasreallygreat
-judy’smom(player1):yeah?everythingyoueverhoped
-judy(player3):absolutely.andmore.everyone’ssonice,andifeellike...i’mreallymakingadifference
-judy’sdad(player2):waitasecond.holycranks,bonnie.lookatthat
-judy’smom(player1):oh,mysweetheaven!judy,areyouametermaid
-judy(player3):oh,this..no!oh,no.thisisjustatemporarything
-judy’smom(player1):it’sthesafestjobontheforce
-judy’sdad(player2):she’snotarealcop!ourprayershavebeenanswered
-judy’smom(player1):gloriousday
-judy’sdad(player2):ho-ho,metermaid,metermaid,metermaid
-judy(player3):dad!dad
-judy’sdad(player2):metermaid
-judy(player3):youknowwhat,it’sbeenareallylongday,ishould
-judy’smom(player1):yougetsomerest
-judy’sdad(player2):thosemetersaren’tgonnamaidthemselves
-judy’smom(player1):bye-bye
-judy(player3):bye-bye
-neighboura(player2):hey,bunny!turndownthatdepressingmusic
-neighbourb(player1):leavethemetermaidalone,didn’tyouhearherconversation?shefeelslikeafailure
-neighboura(player2):oh,shutup
-neighbourb(player1):youshutup
-neighboura(player2):youshutup
-neighbourb(player1):youshutup
-judy(player3):tomorrowisanotherday
-neighboura(player2):yeah,butitmightbeworse